Dumb and Dumber: From Alexis to 4Play

Not since Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels created the characters of lloyd and Harry in Dumb and Dumber has there been anyone as stupid as the celluloid characters as the present Gakbener Anis an and his deputy Sandi.

Jakartans who had been used to the former Governor Ahok talk sense and being straight forward have been marvelling at the amount of nonsense that has issued from the mouths of the City’s own Dumb and Dumber.

The remarkable thing is that just when you thought they could not get lower in IQ, they excelled themselves and set new records. Today’s statement on the Brothel Once Known as Alexis takes the cake.

Alexis, apparently has repurposed itself into a sports complex and its changed its name to — wait for it– 4 Play. (I shit you not! see the clip from Kompas TV below)

Asked to comment on this development Dumber, aka Sandi, explained that people should not think of Alexis’s rebirth as 4 Play.

“They may want to repent,” he said. “If this is the case then they should be allowed to do so.”

He added that before as Alexis the established depended on entertainment as its business but now as 4 Play it was probably based on lifestyle and sports.

How is all of this possible? In the real world this would have been impossible because:

1. The news readers would not have been able to keep a straight face when reading the news
2. The reporters would have killed themselves with laughter when Sandi so ingenuously mentioned the name 4 Play and seemingly thinking that lay meant something to do with sports.
3. No person with some education from an English-speaking country (Sandi graduated from Wichita University in Kansas, the same state as where Dorothy from Wizard of Oz started off on her journey to Munchkinland) could be so clueless as not to spot the double entendre in the name 4 Play.

But all this has come to pass. The worst thing about this incident is that we have four more years of Dumb and Dumber to listen to.

Maybe we should all go and work out at 4 Play instead?