Roy the Boy now an expert in sex videos


How talented can one person be? Unspun can never stop admiring the talented Roy the Boy Wonder Suryo’s unmatched expertise in all things technological.

Roy Suryo, as some of you may recall, is supposed to be a telemathics expert. Telemathics is the science of communicating over long distances. Roy, however, is too bog to be confined to be in merely one area of expertise, so he has decided to share his talents with us in all areas technological, even when he knows nothing much about the subject.

Roy’s exploits were exposed last at Priyadi’s Place when he criticised Defence Minister Juwono Sudarsono’s blog. Undaunted by such trifling criticisms, he has continued to pass himself as an expert on many matters.

His latest contribution to Indonesian technological wisdom is as a “multimedia expert.” Here he is in The Jakarta Post on Saturday:

Multimedia expert and university lecturer Roy Suryo was quoted in local media as saying Friday that his computer analysis showed that the images were “original” with no technological manipulation involved.

So now he’s a multimedia expert capable of verifying the authenticity of sex videos of genit Golkar parliamentarians romping with minor Dangdut stars. Which branch of technology will the genius of the man branch to next.

And can The Jakarta Post please stop mistaking as experts any shyster with a propensity to give them a quote, any quote?

5 responses to “Roy the Boy now an expert in sex videos”

  1. the appropriate term is not ‘telematics expert’, but ‘pormomatics expert’ šŸ™‚

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  2. the Jakarta Post quoted me the other week as ‘common Internet smutt peddler’. perhaps you care to put in some kind words, too?

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