Would you like to get an inbois after discaj?

November 3, 2009

Unspun had the occasion to spend some time at Universiti Malaya Hospital because mum was having an angioplasty (she’s now up and about after a scary 6 hour angioplasty). Bored waiting for her to come out of the cardiac surgery Unspun began to notice the weird signs of the hospital.

This posting is dedicated to Unspun’s Indonesian readers who will immediately see the humor on how Bahasa Melayu is abused by its northern neighbor Malaysia. They may have to take a stab at the meaning though. Warning: Malaysians may not see the joke in all this.

Bhg Kemasukan dan discarj

Bilik Poter

Bilik Konferen

And Unspun’s favorite. It’s a bit fuzzy though:
Penyata inbois

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9 responses to “Would you like to get an inbois after discaj?”

Hedi

November 4, 2009 at 10:01 am

It’s been always funny to read Melayu term. My fave one is bilik kecemasan. I wonder if Malaysians feel the same when read Bahasa Indonesia one. 😀

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gombang

November 4, 2009 at 10:05 am

Inbois = (invoice)?, konferen = conference, I think, but wtf is poter? Also I thought /j/ sound (as in discaj) at the end of a word is not permitted by Malay phonotactics. Or is it already changed in Malaysia?

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Kerabujantung

November 4, 2009 at 10:32 am

hahaha…i have to say that bahasa indonesia elicit the same response when we, the Malaysians, read it. It’s an ongoing trend to use ‘Bahasa ala Oxford’ nowadays though this practice totally baffles me since there is a Bahasa Malaysia equivalent for that specific word.

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1. gombang
  
  November 4, 2009 at 12:26 pm
  
  Yeah, but at least here in Indonesia we try to change the pronunciation to follow Indonesian (well, Malay actually 🙂 ) phonotactics. We don’t absorp “charge” as /carj/, we pronounce it as /cas/, for example. See “cas” entry at Kateglo here: http://www.bahtera.org/kateglo/?mod=dict&action=view&phrase=cas
  
  Words like kolej, discarj are strange for Malay tongue.
  
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delvi

November 4, 2009 at 1:02 pm

these are some of my friends’ favorite terms when they visited KL
1. kawasan berehat: disini anda boleh istirahat
2.kawasan kemalangan: disini ada mendapat kemalangan (kidding!)
3. kaki tangan sahaja: kepala tidak boleh masuk

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Udut

November 5, 2009 at 6:45 pm

“Rumah sakit korban lelaki” is my favorite 😉

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wahyu

November 6, 2009 at 4:01 am

actually rumah sakit korban lelaki is a joke.. not malaysian term..

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1. unspun
  
  November 6, 2009 at 7:19 am
  
  @Wahyu: So is “injak bumi,” I suspect
  
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apeirokalia

November 19, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Aqua must be my fave! I dont know how its spelled in Malay, but it means transvestite (it’s malaysian slang i think). so when my indonesian friend ordered two bottles of Aqua ( it is normal in indonesia to ask for mineral water by saying ‘aqua’) at a malay resto…. the waiter was not pleased…

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